Portrait of Charlie Crist on eBay

Mmmm, which is the greater work of art, the portrait itself  or this listing on eBay?

From the description:

Privately Commissioned, High Quality, One of a Kind, Genuine Oil Painting on Fine Linen Canvas

★Canvas is naturally sensitive to changes of temperature and humidity, just as the Charlie Crist’s political convictions are subject to fluctuations in poll numbers.

★Depending upon variety of conditions, the stretch canvas may periodically lose and regain tautness, much like Charlie Crist periodically loosens or regains positions on a variety of issues.

★Ornate gold frame made of manufactured wood, similar to the fabricated conservative values of the politician depicted within.

Estimated Value – PRICELESS!

I can't believe there are 65 bids on this listing already and there are 6 days to go before the auction ends. The opening bid was $1 when the auction was posted earlier today. Credit where credit is due, whatever the Florida GOP paid for this portrait, they are about to get a huge return on their investment.

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