Levi "Ricky Hollywood" Johnston Shunned at GQ "Man of the Year" Party

From the Post, Levi Johnston was spotted Tuesday at JFK airport where he refused to stand in line with the "regular" people. Levi, who goes by the name "Ricky Hollywood" these days, made quite a show of his boarding the flight headed for the left coast:

A spy on his American Airlines flight told Page Six: "He then made a big show of getting on first. He was seated in the front row of first class, looking like he was born to be there and waiting for some recognition. Jason Alexander was quietly sitting behind him." We wish Levi would just zip it up and head back to the Alaskan oil fields.

Don't we all wish he'd zip it.  Well maybe not all, the porn community treated him like royalty as he received his award for crossing over from mainstream to porn as seen here in the video:



Oh the irony, his second town?  Unfortunately for poor Ricky Hollywood, his porn credentials don't give him any status among the Hollywood celebs. HuffPo reports Levi was shunned at the GQ "Men of the Year" party at Chateau Marmont Wednesday night.

Levi, who had on a vest, yellow pocket square and what appeared to be pancake makeup, wandered around the party with both his manager Tank (wearing a diamond earring) and a second beefy gentleman (wearing an earpiece).

And no one cared.

Levi was largely ignored by other guests as he wandered to get a soda (he's underage) and he checked his Blackberry while Tank hit up the buffet. An hour later, they were gone.

Meanwhile the other guests, like Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman, Sarah Silverman, Quentin Tarantino, Olivia Wilde, Rainn Wilson, January Jones, Kobe Bryant, Lindsay Lohan and dozens more stayed to party.

Why on earth would this buffoon wear pancake makeup? Mary Katherine Ham thinks maybe it set off his pink lip gloss:

The color does really work for him though.  I hate to jinx it but can this possibly be the last second of his 15 minutes?  It's about time someone put a pin to his massive ego and brought him back down with the "regular people."

On Dim-Witted Boys With Palin Obsessions

Via Memeorandum

There are a few things you can count on in life these days. If there is a foreign leader in the vicinity Obama will bow.  If a couple billion borrowed dollars have been spent some Obama bean counter will pretend a job was "created or saved,"  If Sarah Palin is in the news someone will stick a microphone in front of Levi Johnston's face and ask for a comment. With the release of Sarah Palin's book, the clock was ticking for the man-child who impregnated her daughter to make an asinine comment that would garner more attention in the headline news. It didn't take long:

Johnston: I just look at her in disgust. ... It's almost funny, that she's like, 46 years old, and she's battling a 19 year old, and I'm winning. And I'm telling the truth. She's lying and losing. ... If you look at her face, she's got -- she's really -- you can tell her mind's going 100 miles an hour when Oprah asked her those Levi questions. ... I've got a lot more knowledge and credibility than she gives me credit for.

I have mentioned here before that as a mother of a nineteen year old daughter, this guy is about my worst nightmare. As the mother of a 15 year old boy I can swear absolutely a van full of pubescent boys, laughing themselves silly over fart jokes, will not collectively say anything as juvenile as Johnston's statement here. The lone boy who might be the exception is the one who hasn't an ounce of decency or integrity.  When these miscreants get older they make ludicrous statements. and pretend they are really analyzing the news:

You know what: he's right. And in this war of nerves, he is the one not blinking.

This war of nerves?  Seriously?  What kind of journalist spends their time wondering whether this dim-witted boy from Wasilla is blinking?  I bet most of you don't even need to click the link to know the answer.

Levi Johnston Finds a Trash Can for his Garbage - Part II

Part II of his CBS interview was fairly non-eventful. Much of it revolved around his rigorous preparations for his Playgirl centerfold. Maggie Rodriguez did run Sarah Palin's response which you can see at the very end of the clip here. Rodriguez makes the absurd argument that Palin was invited repeatedly on the show as if her refusal was somehow proof of something. Rodriguez left me with the impression the interview with the talentless Johnston was nothing more than bait to get an interview with Palin. Why in the world would Palin dignify his allegations or CBS' trash interview with an appearance on the show?

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Levi Johnston Finds a Trash Can for his Garbage

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Palin responds:

We have purposefully ignored the mean spirited, malicious and untrue attacks on our family. We, like many, are appalled at the inflammatory statements being made or implied. Trig is our 'blessed little angel' who knows it and is lovingly called that every day of his life. Even the thought that anyone would refer to Trig by any disparaging name is sickening and sad. CBS should be ashamed for continually providing a forum to propagate lies. Consider the source of the most recent attention-getting lies - those who would sell their body for money reflect a desperate need for attention and are likely to say and do anything for even more attention."

CBS should be ashamed, this was vile. Despite Maggie Rodriguez's attempt to point out that Levi's claim Palin would disparage her own baby son was hard to believe, she allows him to go again until he finally comes up with "maybe she was joking." She pretends to chastise him while she presses for dirt. He seems to break eye contact quite a bit but he has no credibility in my opinion anyway. He is the definition of immaturity.

CBS, offering him this venue, lowers themselves even further, which is incredible I know. This interview belongs in a supermarket tabloid that requires predictions from Nostradamus and "proof" of alien visitations in order to make the sale.

Levi Johnston Stars in Advertisement for Nuts

Levi's 15 minutes were up an hour ago. Nevertheless, he "gets crackin" in an advertisement for pistachio nuts. The wonderful pistachio contest offered this video as inspiration for the public to submit their own entries.   The advertisement makes a tasteless "does it with protection" reference that only calls attention to Johnston's own shortcomings.  Still, the ad was deemed appropriate by the Wonderful Pistachio folks.  Are all politics  fair game, I wonder.   There are more than a few Democrats that qualify as nuts, anyone have a commercial they would like to submit?  The grand prize is $25,000 which certainly anyone can use in this Obamaconomy. 




Here is a screencap of the rules for submission of entries:

H/T: Breitbart TV

The Devil on Levi Johnston's Shoulder

Via Memeorandum Vanity Fair pays Levi Johnston big bucks to dish dirt on Sarah Palin. Wonder of wonders, he complies. As the mother of a 19 year old girl, a Levi Johnston is about my worst nightmare. As Ace at Ace of Spades notes, the chances I would make this creep privy to all the family business are zero. Scratch that, maybe less than zero if it's possible.

Levi is an irresponsible kid who happens to have fathered a child. Rather than encourage Levi to consider his child's welfare, Vanity Fair whirls his limited brain with money and a shot of extending his 15 minutes in order to gain a little bit of completely incredible dirt on one of the most powerful name in politics. Never mind that no one will ever do this had that politician had a D after his/her name, all bets are off when it comes to Sarah Palin. Vanity Fair sells out it's a"journalistic soul" and any shred of integrity that could have been ascribed to it's name to slam Palin and to cash in on her fame with salacious headlines. That those headlines accuse her of cashing in on her own name, is evidently an irony that appears to have escaped them.

See Conservatives4Palin who tear to shreds Levi's claims.

Levi: The Thing that Wouldn't Leave

Fresh from his Vanity Fair shoot (ugh) Levi Johnston walks the red carpet at "The Teen Choice Awards" with cougar date Kathy Griffin. Let's face it we're stuck with Levi now; he's not going to take himself out of the limelight anytime soon. Asked what it's like being Griffin's date for the show, he smiled, "I just, you know, look at her, shut up and do what I'm told."
I hope she tells him to go back to his igloo.
Obligatory video under the cut.

Source: E Online